Order books

Order Jordan Stempleman's book.

Order Poker if you don't already have it.

It would be hilarious if the world's future wasn't at stake

McCain doesn't want Barbie to speak cause they have to order a new microchip for her.

Tell me the poo is not genius

Read this and you will be happy finally with your mortal coil:

Genius drawing by Camilla Schofield

Darkness Everywhere

"Caution: to prevent electric shock do not remove cover
No user-serviceable parts insde Refer servicing to qualified
service personnel"
Let this be the epitaph for my heart Cupid put too much poison in the dart
This is the epitaph for my heart because it's gone, gone gone
and life goes on and on anon and death goes on, world without end
and you're not my friend Who will mourn the passing of my heart
Will its little droppings climb the pop chart Who'll take its ashes and,
singing, fling them from the top of the Brill Building And life goes on,
and dawn, and dawn and death goes on, world without end and you're
not my friend"

-"Epitaph for my Heart," Magnetic Fields

Feelings are a new form of nothingness